My dear Reflector, who so uncompassionately put all other not-kool-enuf-to-be-ME in her couch, put me in a fix. Do I wear a hot pant too and wiggle ma sexy legs at her and pout like a three year old nincompoop?? 
If all you who think I'm sensible enuf to let it pass, hell to ye all. 
I wanna wear a hot pant too !!!!!  
And Reffy Dearie, now it's time, I oughta tell ye, you're wasting yer precious little time on those guys. Achi getting all the gals !!! Ha Ha Ha .. that's gotta be the comedy of the century. Then whaddahell me's doing here?

Yes Yes, I know, the gals in Sul don't give a two hoots about BLimey, but that's not the point. Everyone knows they are shortsighted. They can't see what's good for them. They don't know who's good for them . 
And I'm not so blow-trumpetty typo who goes on telling them , "Ladies... If there's one guy who knows hot to treat a lady like a lady.. that's no one better than Limey." I'm mo into subtlity. But my subtlity went down to futility. And the result !!! Sob ! Sob ! 

So, I went for a revamped attitude and a refurnished look. The only problem is, I can't change my profile pic now as Sul Team made some changes in the Dashboard !!! Guys, please could you make some chnges again and let me change my this morose profile pic to of a Hot Hot Hunk !!! Please, it's a matter of Gals. 

Yes, the ladies I kno from Sul, always take me for granted. No. I don't wanna be taken for granted. I wanna flirt too. 
I gotta admit Sul is full with heartbreakers. The first time someone from Sul broke ma heart and my head is Eks. Who always thinks that I'm a dumbo who can't land a gal on his own. Ekki...  
Next comes Reffy... she didn't invite me to her couch. That's just pathetic. Why Oh Why ?? Am I not kool? Am I not hot? Andf instead she wanna sing something called a veer ras for me !!! Now what kinda wink wink sign is that !!! 

Then the goofacious BMW... Huh !!!! She broke my heart last night. Y I miss all the fun !! 
I wanna have fun too. No, I don't wanna write all these sweet hot romantic love poems, that can make any gal go ga ga and think something's wrong in ma head. 
I wann aget down to the dirty part too. Yes, it is a gentle site, where I can't be as dirty as I'm .. say .. in ma room. But whaddahell !!!

Shheeeshhhh ... Sul gals are so unfair. Even Psych got married. And the ones I reckoned could be a gal turned out to be some grass eating male goonks. That's utterly pathetic. 

Gals, my humble request, Please please, try to understand. I know sometime your thoughts can overlap your better judgements, but I've lotsa patience. Infact I've so much patience that once a gal told me to wait for her, And next I know, I was shaving my Ramakrishna beard after a whole friggin year !!! That shows how much patience I've.

It's a marketing age. And a good brand sells, even if the other not so good ones present themselve vociferously. And a brand is a brand is a brand. Period.

I know I can't upload my pic in that red hot pant here, but if anyone's interested , I can send it to 'em. That could make me the next pin up boy. Yes, dorm guys put busty Pam on their walls. Why can't gals put me in ma hots on their walls ?? Is it such a crime ?? 

NO. Please don't make me beg. But if u want, I can get down on ma knees too, and show my humble side that overtakes male ego, and make you feel wonderful. Afterall, which gal don't feel happy to see a guy on his knees in front of her?? Who's even shorter than that probably ??

Anywayz... See me when u see me. Coz BLimey is here. And the rest of the guys better take care of themselve and find some other place where tyhey can find despo gals who can fall for.. even ... Shrek !!!

Cheers. And shake it baby.