Something that she started with such a hillarious posting, and see what she made me do.

Ekta, you're going to be in deep trouble for this. See, the fiurst thing, don't ever let a guy open up about the things he dislikes about women. It's a very serious allegation, and primary incidents might occur out of this. Like for instance, If I write that I don't like to wake up at 7 am, just to say hello, i can start a few things here. The next day onwards I won't receive a call at seven in the morning. And there might be a large possibility that I won't get a call for a long time. You know how that means. Girls are just like that. Always asking for the answers they want to know, and when they know it, we are in trouble. Truth is not justified. Period.

I don't think I could come up with 10 things, really, I mean, ten !!! you gotta be kidding me.

1. You can't talk to another girl or talk about another girl. You are doomed. Those big big round eyes are roving like a disaster sattelite over you.

2. You are never right. Because she is the one who's always right. And if they aren't, that means you're wrong too. so you could go to hell and have a nice time.

3. Who. Why. Where. How. When. What ???

4. I don't like to watch Shahrukh Khan movies. Please.

5. Sometimes I just want to stay at home rather than going out to have a party. What, you don't like my company ?

6. Shopping. They could give a whole new meraning to this simple thing. The bottomline : After 10 shop shuffling, and hourless hours, they still have no idea what they want to buy.

7. If I'm not talking with much enthusiasm, that means I need some time to sit back and rest, and it doen't mean I need hourlong questions about why I'm like this.

8. It's always our fault. I know. It's our fault anyways.

9. We always make them cry. Must be such a pretty sight.

10. We always look at other girls. I do. And I still look at you.

Heck. Ekta, you got me in some big mess baby. But gotta tell you, whatever I wrote, I don't mean it. I swear. I like girls. I surely do. Infact I looooove them. So maybe I thought I could mend the situation by telling how good they are. Especially to me.

But anyway. Do I need to tag some people now???

Whaddahell....