You can see the title here, surely you can. And don't pretend it's nothing, coz it happens to the best of us. 

5 Myths about yourself that only your Galfren Can Break. And am not in a jovial mood. 

I know being a guy is not easy. You gotto hold onto so many things. So many things are there that defines a guy, you know what I mean !! As I know if any girl needs to define a guy in a few words, it'll be very few, I mean It could be the shortest thing she has to say in her entire talkative life !! 

Define this : Guys are not supposed to be sensitive. Guys are supposed to freak on sports. Guys are supposed to love their toys ( and don't think what you're thinking dear !!). Guys are not supposed to listen. Guys are noit supposed to cry. Guys are not supposed to wear pink dress.. blah blah blah ..n hella blahs... 

And I said, it ain't easy boy to be a guy as they say. You can't do so many things you'd like to. It's a bad bad world babes. Lotsa babaganoush.. lotsa shenanigans.. lotsa bullshit ... 

So a guy knows what he's gotta do to show his .. err... ahem .. guyness !! these are the myths a guy hold close to himself. Conceiting though. Too much pride. Vanity. That's it. Myths that shows a guy that he's, indeed, a guy. 
Like, for instance, take this. Guys are not supposed to cry. Well, that's wrong. They do cry. Trey hitting anyone between the elgs, and I swear not only the poor victim, but even those who stands nearby will drop a few painful tears. But hey, that's pain. No, I'm talking about being sensitive and crying for something, which most obviously, would look like a girlie thing !! 

I know, it's time for the new age metrosexuals who manicure their fingernails and clean off their chest hair ... maybe they are sensitive too.. as I found out ... gals like that sensitivity in a guy ... but you oughta know when to brake the flow guys. 

Myth 1. You think you're tough. 
Try getting a galfren. Fall in love. Go on a few dates and jump to the knowledge that she.. could mean the world to you. Next morning... another knowledge dawns on you kiddos. 
Your tough days are over. Snake Eyes. And the house wins. 

You know, these are the myths only your gal can break and noone else. You know in front of all your frens you have an image to protect. So you act tough. With that rugged look. and that don't care attitude hanging on you. But you see, as soon as you face the fact that you're in love with the sweetest gal, and BadaBoom. BadaBing. You're sudeenly outta loop here. 
Your tough days are over dude. You maybe a jerk. You maybe a dimwit. You maybe a wimp. But you're not tough. 
You wanna bet !! Ok.. Ok ... I can bring the point home in a justr a single instance. 
Ever make her cry .. that too infront of you.. no hamming.. No overreaction. Just plain teardrops from her eyes, without any muffled sound. Just a downward face, and the kneejerk reaction in your knees... the moment you see these .. that moment .. and that very moment ... you can't call yourself tough anymore. 

No pities guys. I told ya, these are myths we all cater too. We are supposed to be tough. Buyt along comes your sweetheart and melts your elbows and knees like jelly and there you go ... all crazy and wimpy !! 
I said, it happens to the best of us. 

Myth 2. You think you're Hot. 

Ha Ha Ha Ha .. Tippety Tippety Dippetty Da... you're a moron. 
You could get the coolest attire. You could get the colest bike. You could get the funkiest gizmos. But you're not hot though. Coz yoiu're never hot enough for your gal. In fact, you're never hot. 

Too bad. All your practice with the hairdos. All your figure with 6, 7 and 8 and semi-12 packs... all your outfits.. all your attitude.   and after all these tribulations .. some other guy gets away with all these and more .. and you can never get her to admit that you're hot too. 

Well, I when I came to it, I tried to coinvince her, Ok, maybe I'm not hot.. but I'm cool... All into the crying tree !! Cool is never cool enuf.. and cool means nothing. Everyone's cool. But I'm down.. coz I'm not hot !! 
Hell. what makes me hot ?? What makes a guy hot ??? You ask yourself , you've the answere. And you know you're right. Ask her, and all your answers are wrong. Zero. Nada. 0 outta 100. Utter failure. 

Face it jerk. You're not hot. Not today. Not yesterday. Not tomorrow. No matter whatever you do. How much iron you pump. How many accents you got under your tongue. How many coolest and hippest spots you hang around. How many girls drool over you.. the moment your girl, whom you love, obviously, comes to the conclusion that her guy is not hot enough, your hot air baloon loses all the heat and blow dries in the Sahara. 

Being a guy is not easy. Being a guy and having a girlfren is hell. 

Myth 3. You think you are great in bed. 
Come to mama boy. What the hell you think you're saying here? 

You may show your arts of love and pull down a role in all eroticxa movies they make in Swede, but to your girl.. Huh !! poke my fingers in my mouth ... you don't know nothing about making love. 

Try again. Try again and again. Try again and again and again. I'll advice not to try further. 

C'mon, get up. Pull down the sheets. You can make her smile. You can make her cry. You can make her whatever you can while you make love, but trust me.. All these are never enough. 

In fact, nothing is ever enough when it comes to your being a guy and when it comes to your having the gal of your life. Now, before you go to bed thinking that you're the answer to the girl's prayer, that you could be a sex godd.... I'm afraid you're overrating yourself too much here. 
Coz, if you ask your gal, and she finally answers her way.... you don't even make her tingle !! 

Too bad, you never thought of that while watching your moves andf smiling like a Greek God. 
She could wipe that smile off your face boy. 

Myth 4. You think you know everything thaere is to know.

National Geographic. Animal Planet. Discovery. History Channel. TOI. HT. The Times. The Guardian. phew...

How many newspaper you may read, how many channels you may surf... your knowledge is as inconsequential as your three year ol' nephews...

Try me prove me wrong. And I'll show you why I can't be. Try discussing about any current or not so current topics with her. And she will tell you how to make a discussion an argument, wher by any means, you are going to be the loser. And if you don't admit that you're the loser, try pondering over the Myth 1.

Take it from me. You don't know about anything in this world. She knows the world and she knows what is right. Your knowledge is never enuf. Your knowledge is well.. a li'l knowledge.. which is, as we all know, is dangerous..

Ok, Myth 5. And trust me, I'm still not joking. You think you're funny, your girl will beat you to death if you ever think that again. And that's why I'm at severe danger my boys.. So I guess it's time to save my own butts now. I'll see you again, if you think all these, by doing which I've endangered my life,  could help you in your love life, my rest will live in peace for the rest of my life. 

Thanks. And Cheers.